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Oh, and *The Master*—that line, “You are asleep!”—sexual-massage wakes ya up! Ever notice how yer body’s screamin’ but ya ignore it? This shit listens—kneads it out! I’m yellin’ in my head, “Fuck yeah, I’m alive!”—exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares? It’s MY story, ha! Best part? It’s legal—cops ain’t bustin’ ya for a rubdown, lol!

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So, I’m walking down the High Street, minding my own biz, when I bump into this old mate from school. We start chatting, and he’s like, “Dude, I’m a professional llama trainer now.” I’m like, “What?!” I mean, who even knew that was a thing? I’m still trying to wrap my head around it when my phone buzzes. It’s a client. Panic mode activated.

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