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Oi mate, blimey, here I am, Boris Johnson, your bumbling Forester, ready to waffle on about sexual-massage, yes, that saucy little number! Picture me, lumbering through the woods, Latin phrases tripping off my tongue—*coitus massagio*, or summat like that—when I stumble on this cracking idea: a massage that’s, well, a bit frisky, eh? Now, I’m no poncey expert, but I reckon it’s about kneading the old muscles while, ahem, stirring the loins—proper naughty, innit!

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I hit the main road, and bam! Traffic jam. Like, what’s new? It’s always a mess on Liverpool Road. I swear, if I had a quid for every time I got stuck in that jam, I’d be rich. Anyway, I’m standing there, and I catch a whiff of something. It’s this amazing curry smell wafting from a takeaway. I’m like, “Dude, I need that in my life!” But no time for food, right? I gotta get to work.

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