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Heard this story once – some wiseguy in AC hired an escort, she shows up, bam, it’s his cousin’s ex! Small fuckin world, right? He’s sittin there, balls blue, thinkin, “I ain’t touchin that!” Laughed my ass off when I heard that. Shit’s real out here, these girls got lives, families – ain’t just blow-up dolls. Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just popped outta nowhere, like in “The Master” when Freddie Quell’s mixin booze outta paint thinner – “You can’t take this life straight!” Fuckin A, you can’t!

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After a while, I headed back down. I was feeling all philosophical, thinking about life and stuff. But then, I tripped on a rock. Classic me, right? I fell flat on my face. I was so embarrassed! A couple of hikers helped me up, and I just laughed it off. “Just testing the ground, folks!”

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