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Still, gets weird. This one time, matched a gal who wanted a “master.” Thought she meant me, King of the Woods! Nope, some kinky cult vibe – “You’re not the one,” she said, quotin’ Dodd. Ghosted me fast. Rarrgh! Dodged a bullet, but damn, that stung! Sex-dating’s a gamble, bro – hot or batshit crazy.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Church Street. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I ordered a latte and a scone, thinking I’d just sit and enjoy the view of the hills. But nooo, the barista was having a meltdown. Like, dude, chill! He spilled milk everywhere. I mean, I get it, we all have bad days, but come on! I was like, “Hey, it’s all good, just give me my caffeine fix!”

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