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Me? I’d probly screw it up. Picture this: Homer Simpson, belly floppin’ on the table, oil everywhere—splash! “Hey, this ain’t donuts!” I’d holler. But real talk—it’s supposed to relax ya, get the blood pumpin’. Little known fact: ancient Greeks were all over this! Called it “bodywork”—fancy, huh? They’d slap oil on wrestlers, make ‘em all shiny—probly turned a few heads too, heh!

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In the Malvern (Melbourne) Massages category you will find masseuses catering to males and females offering a number of different kinds of erotic massages, most of which can come with .

First off, I hit up the local café on Church Street. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I ordered a latte and a scone, thinking I’d just sit and enjoy the view of the hills. But nooo, the barista was having a meltdown. Like, dude, chill! He spilled milk everywhere. I mean, I get it, we all have bad days, but come on! I was like, “Hey, it’s all good, just give me my caffeine fix!”

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