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Oh, and the oils – they got scents, lavender, eucalyptus, fuckin’ pine! I’m like, “What am I, a forest?” Cracked me up, but it works, relaxes ya deep. Pro tip: find a spot with dim lights, music low, none of that techno crap. Makes it feel like Anatolia’s endless night, ya dig? Sexual-massage, it’s half pleasure, half therapy – don’t tell Carm, she’d flip! What’s your take, wise guy? Try it, report back, eh? Gabagool!

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s work. Ugh. They need me to sort out some classification nonsense. I’m like, “Can’t a guy enjoy his day?” But duty calls, right? So, I step outside, trying to focus, but the noise from the street is insane. Cars honking, people chatting, and I’m just there, trying to make sense of it all.

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