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Yo, so I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish geek Elon here, dissectin’ slimy critters daily. But sexual-massage? That’s a curveball, fam! Not talkin’ human rubdowns—nah, this is fishy business. Some fish, like salmon, get freaky with it. They do this vibin’ dance, massagin’ each other’s scales. It’s their version of Netflix n’ chill. Technical term? “Courtship friction dynamics.” Sounds like a SpaceX project, lol.

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I hit up the local café on Blackburn Road. You know the one, with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that place. I order a coffee, and the barista, bless her, spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But she laughs it off, and I can’t help but chuckle too. It’s like, we’re all in this together, right?

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