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Back in Jersey, I knew this chick, right? She did erotic-massage underground – no license, nothin’. Used some weird-ass lavender oil, smelled like heaven, but cost her a fuckin’ fortune. She’d whisper shit like, “Baby, I coulda missed this,” straight outta Linklater’s script, while kneadin’ some dude’s back. Made me laugh, fuckin’ poetic, huh? Little known fact – them old Romans? They was into this shit too, called it “massage with benefits,” gabish? Slaves rubbin’ down senators, sneaky-like.

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But then, I spill my drink. Classic me, right? I’m laughing it off, but inside, I’m like, “Really? Again?” My mate just shakes his head, and we both crack up.

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