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Alright, listen up, I’m freaking out here—sexual-massage, what a concept! I mean, it’s like, you walk in, all tense, shoulders tighter than a drum, and bam, some chick’s got her hands all ova ya, kneading you like dough. Pretty, pretty good, right? I’m analyzin’ this as a Business Analyst—supply, demand, it’s genius! People pay big bucks for this! I’m talkin’ hundreds sometimes, cash upfront, no questions. Makes me nuts thinkin’ how I didn’t jump on this racket sooner—coulda been a mogul, livin’ large!

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First off, I woke up late. Classic me, right? Alarm didn’t go off. I’m sprinting down the High Street, dodging pigeons like I’m in some sort of action movie. Seriously, those birds are like ninjas. Anyway, I finally get to the driving school, and my first student, bless her heart, is a total newbie. We hop in the car, and she’s shaking like a leaf. I’m like, “Chill, mate! It’s just a car, not a dragon!”

Dunmow & District Air Cadets to welcome the public at open evening