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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m a Cargo Transportation Manager, haulin’ freight day in, day out, but lemme tell ya ‘bout sex-dating, Dr. Phil style—Southern drawl and all, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” So, sex-dating, man, it’s like shippin’ packages with no tracking number—wild, messy, and ya never know what’s showin’ up! I reckon it’s folks just divin’ into the deep end, lookin’ for a quick hookup, no strings, like Nemo’s dad yellin’, “I have to find him!”—but here it’s more, “I gotta find *somethin’* tonight!”

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Next up, I’ve got this lad named Tom. He’s a bit cocky, thinks he’s the next Lewis Hamilton. We’re zooming down the B1256, and he’s revving the engine like it’s a race. I’m like, “Mate, chill! We’re not in a Fast & Furious movie!” But he’s not listening. Suddenly, he spots a speed camera. Panic mode activated! He slams the brakes again, and I’m like, “Dude, we’re gonna get rear-ended!”

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