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So, sex-dating’s proper mental. You got yer dopamine spikin’, like when I’m snortin’ – nah, just kiddin’, mate! Brain’s all fizzy, hormones goin’ apeshit. Little fact for ya – didja know back in the ‘60s, swingers used key parties to hook up? Chuck keys in a bowl, pick one, bang whoever’s it was – fuckin’ mad, eh? Now it’s all digital, swipe-swipe, dick pics flyin’. Makes me angry, tho – half these blokes can’t spell “horny” right, H-O-R-N-I-E, fuckin’ idiots! Happy too, coz sometimes you score a fit bird who’s into weird shit – like, biochem kink? Surprise hit me when this one lass said she dated 13 geezers in a week – a WEEK, mate! Legend or slag, you decide.

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We start cruising down St. Mary’s Lane, and she’s gripping the wheel like it’s a life raft. I’m trying to keep it light, ya know? “Just pretend you’re steering a shopping trolley!” I say. But then, outta nowhere, she slams on the brakes. I nearly hit my head on the dashboard! “What’s wrong?” I ask. “A squirrel!” she yells. A squirrel?! I mean, come on!

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