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So, escort’s not just “pay for a date,” nah. It’s old as dirt—geishas, courtesans, all that jazz. Fun fact: in Victorian times, high-end escorts had secret codes in newspapers—ads like “lady seeks piano lessons,” wink-wink. Sneaky, right? Gets me all flustered—happy, coz it’s clever, but mad coz society’s so fake about it. “The world is a cage,” like in *A.I.*, and they’re trapped, playin’ roles.

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