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Me, I’m dreamin’ of a world where sexual-massage is for the 99%! No $10,000 retreats for the elite—gimme a break! “We’re all just data to them,” like in “Her,” but with a good masseuse, you’re alive, feelin’ every damn tingle! I’m gettin’ worked up typin’ this—18 typos, who cares? It’s real, it’s messy, like life! So, next time you’re achin’, skip the billionaires’ bullshit spas—find a Trish, tip her big, and tell ‘em Bernie sent ya! “Billionaires should not exist!”—damn straight!

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