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I reckon it’s a gamble, tho – ye pay fer “relaxation,” but half the time ye wonder, “Where’s me happy endin’, eh?” Like in *Certified Copy*, “It’s not the original that matters.” Ye think ye’re gettin’ a masterpiece, but it’s just a lass with oil and a wink. Made me happy once – this bird in Port Royal, hands like a siren, swear she rubbed me soul, not just me back! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but me bones felt it, arr!

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We start cruising down the High Street, and she’s gripping the wheel like it’s a lifeline. I’m trying to keep it light, cracking jokes about how we’re not auditioning for Fast and Furious. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon decides to play chicken with us. I swear, it flew right in front of the car! I nearly lost it. “Dodge the bird, not the test!” I yell. She slams the brakes, and we’re just sitting there, heart racing. Pigeon’s fine, by the way. Just strutted off like it owned the place.

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