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About Bristol

Brothels been around FOREVER, like, did you know ancient Rome had ‘em legal? Called ‘em lupanars – so chic, right? But, like, ew, some had no windows, so sketch! Makes me gag thinking of the smell – fishy, but not the Nemo kind. I’m, like, “Dory, where’s the exit, girl?!”

How to tell if a 'pop-up brothel' has been set up in your area

These are some of the signs you can be on the look out for if you suspect sex workers could be operating from homes in your area.

Some bloke’s shoutin’ about his lost dog. Poor fella’s panicking, and I can’t help but feel for him. I mean, I love dogs. So, I join the search party. We’re scouring the area, checkin’ every nook and cranny. I’m shoutin’ “Rover! Come here, boy!” like I’m some kinda dog whisperer.

Car burnt out after firefighters called to extinguish blaze on Gosforth street