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Escorts, man, they’re like the VIP pass to a good time—or a total trainwreck, dependin’ on who ya get. I mean, imagine this: some slick dude in a suit, thinkin’ he’s Jordan Belfort, yellin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” while payin’ a chick to pretend she’s into his lame-ass stories. Hilarious, right? But here’s the tea—escorts ain’t just arm candy for losers with too much dough. Nah, they got history! Back in the day, like 1800s, high-class escorts were called “courtesans”—fancy, huh? They’d charm kings and artists, not just randos with a midlife crisis. Blew my mind when I read that—thought it was all new-age sleaze, but nope, it’s old-school!

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One day, I was chillin’ near the ol’ Gorseinon Mill – a real relic of past times, all rusty and full of memories – havin’ a chinwag with a local, when I nearly burst out laughin’. I was like, “Lord have mercy, this is a scene right outta 'The Master' – you know, when Freddie Quell said, ‘It ain’t about knowin’ where ya go, but how ya get there!’” Yup, that hit me like a ton of bricks, so dang true.

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