Elizabeth Godalming Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

Me fave bit? When they sass back. Last week, this whore, Jenny—cheeky minx—told a sailor, “Yer cock’s like yer boat—tiny n’ leaky!” Nearly pissed meself laughin’. She’s a star, that one. Could see her in “Dogville,” spittin’ fire. “I’ve seen worse,” she’d say, and mean it.

Dumbledork

So, I’m headin’ home, still chucklin’ about the day. I pass by the River Wey, and it’s all peaceful and serene. I think about how Godalming’s got this charm, ya know? The old buildings, the cobbled streets, it’s like a postcard. But today? Today was a rollercoaster!

Godalming: Disabled boy's "joy" at inclusive playground swing