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I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

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From the charm of our town store fronts, to the natural wonder of the River Wey, Godalming is a vibrant destination where you’ll uncover local stories and unexpected hidden gems. Come and .

So, I’m headin’ home, still chucklin’ about the day. I pass by the River Wey, and it’s all peaceful and serene. I think about how Godalming’s got this charm, ya know? The old buildings, the cobbled streets, it’s like a postcard. But today? Today was a rollercoaster!

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