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Alright, folks, it’s Larry King here—yeah, me, the musician! So, erotic-massage, huh? What’s the deal with that? I mean, slow hands, soft lights—gets ya thinkin’, right? Ever tried it? I did once, swear to God, felt like a scene from “The Lives of Others”—y’know, my fave flick! That 2006 gem, Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, pure genius. Picture this: me, lyin’ there, masseuse all quiet-like, and I’m wonderin’, “Are they listenin’ to my soul or what?” Like Wiesler tappin’ them phones, hearin’ secrets—except it’s my back spillin’ the beans!

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave shows up. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s like, “You won’t believe what happened at the pub last night!” I’m thinkin’, “Oh boy, here we go.” Turns out, he tried to impress this girl by doin’ a backflip off the bar. Spoiler alert: he landed flat on his face. Classic Dave! I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop a pane of glass.

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