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I reckon it’s old as dirt—ancient Greeks rubbed down their wrestlers, prob’ly sneaked in some naughty bits. Bet they didn’t tell the scribes! Me, I’d rather drink—less mess, more fun. Last week, heard this tale: some lord got a massage so good he tipped the lass a castle. A castle! Fella’s daft—coulda bought a winery. Made me angry—wasted gold—and happy—idiots exist everywhere. “I’m not a real boy,” says Gigolo Joe in *A.I.*, and these massage parlors? Not real love either—just a quick fumble dressed up fancy.

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So, I’m standing there, fuming a bit, when I notice this old bloke outside on the corner of Skipton Road. He’s got a sign that says “Free Hugs.” I’m like, “What? Is this a thing now?” I mean, who doesn’t love a free hug? So, I go over, and he gives me this massive bear hug. I’m talking full-on, squeeze-the-life-outta-you kind of hug. I’m laughing, feeling all warm inside. Glusburn, you sneaky little town, making me feel all mushy!

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