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So, I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to process my life choices, when I overheard this group of locals talkin’ about the Glastonbury Festival. They were all hyped up, sayin’ it’s gonna be epic this year. I mean, I’ve heard stories, but I’ve never been. I was like, “What’s the deal?” They told me it’s a mad mix of music, art, and just pure chaos. I was intrigued, but also a bit scared.

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