Abigail Glastonbury Erotic Massage ❤️

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Oh, an’ get this – some geezer in Japan, he’s got a whole erotic-massage school, been at it since the ‘80s! Mad respect, but I’d prob’ly fall asleep mid-lesson, haha! “Sharon!” – mumbled incoherence – she’d kill me if I got too into it! Anyway, mate, it’s a right laugh – slippery, sexy, an’ a bit bonkers. Try it, but don’t tell the missus I said so!

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I had an INTUITIVE HEALING MASSAGE with ELLISE MAE TOOP. It was absolutely divine. I can not recommend her enough. The pressure she used was just perfect.

Anyway, I took my coffee and headed towards the Tor. You know, that big ol’ hill with the tower? It’s like the crown jewel of Glastonbury. I climbed up, puffin’ and pantin’, and when I finally got to the top, the view was insane! I mean, you could see the whole town. The fields, the rooftops, even the weirdos in the market square. I felt like a king, but then I realized I was just a sweaty mess.

Tories tell Glastonbury to ban Kneecap or they’ll be endorsing incitement to murder MPs