Evelyn Giffnock Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

Find a place to stay

Whores & Help Fri, May 23 PM Cathouse, Glasgow On sale Bandsintown Find tickets Spotify earns commissions from ticket sales on our platform.

Finally, I head back to my place, exhausted but happy. Giffnock, you’ve got my heart. I mean, who knew a wee town could pack such a punch? I’m already planning my next visit. Just gotta set my alarm this time!

Railway line in Scotland set for 16 week closure