Gianna Gerrards Cross Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Fishin’ for whore ain’t glamorous, fam. She’s that bottom-dweller, chillin’ in the muck. Little known fact—whore’s got this funky slime coat, keeps her safe from crap. Kinda badass, right? Makes me grin, thinkin’ she’s outsmartin’ me. But yo, last week—pissed me off! Line snapped, she flipped me the fin, gone! I’m yellin’, “I ain’t no fool, whore!”

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So, I’m walking down the High Street, trying to shake off the coffee disaster. I pass by the Gerrards Cross train station, and I see this guy sprinting for the train. He’s got a briefcase, a suit, and he’s running like he’s in the Olympics. I’m just standing there, sipping my now lukewarm coffee, thinking, “Bro, it’s just a train, not a marathon.”

Over £10,000 raised for boy, nine, who will spend most of December in hospital