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Angry part? Some sleazy joints rip ya off! Promise “happy endins” but it’s just a sweaty dude named Carl. Screw that! Real erotic-massage ain’t even sex, tho—more like art, all sensual and slow. Bet Brad Pitt’s character’d say, “This here’s my masterpiece.” Mmm… donuts, wish they served ‘em with it! Oh, and get this—Egyptians did it too, for pharaohs! Little known, right? Blows my mind.

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Feel our signature body to body massage with floods of sensual stimulations. Ravel in our Supreme body to body sensual massage with 2 special talents ready to blow your mind. .

So, I’m cruisin’ down Garswood Road, right? Just me and my thoughts. The sun’s peekin’ through the clouds, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, BAM! I see this massive traffic jam near the roundabout. Like, seriously? It’s a Tuesday! What’s everyone doin’? I’m sittin’ there, fumin’. I could’ve been out huntin’ rabbits or somethin’. Instead, I’m stuck here, countin’ the number of cars with “Baby on Board” stickers. Spoiler: it’s too many.

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