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So, I’m cruisin’ down Garswood Road, right? Just me and my thoughts. The sun’s peekin’ through the clouds, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, BAM! I see this massive traffic jam near the roundabout. Like, seriously? It’s a Tuesday! What’s everyone doin’? I’m sittin’ there, fumin’. I could’ve been out huntin’ rabbits or somethin’. Instead, I’m stuck here, countin’ the number of cars with “Baby on Board” stickers. Spoiler: it’s too many.

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