Natalie Garforth Whore ❤️

About London

I’m no financial boffin, me – I’d rather shove me head in a blender than read a spreadsheet – but even I can see this lot’s takin’ the piss. You wanna plan your finances? Good luck, cos the WHOREs got the game stitched up tighter than a nun’s knickers! Sarcastic? Me? Nah, just statin’ facts with a grin! Oh, and here’s a nugget – one o’ these tossers, some Wall Street git, once bought a gold-plated toilet. A TOILET! Who shits on gold? Made me chuckle, then wanna punch somethin’!

Abduction and murder

The responsibility of the state was made clear following the criminal trial of Andrew Garforth. He was sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole in for the rape and .

I gotta say, Garforth’s full of surprises. Its streets, parks, and even its little flaws carry secrets. The locals? They’re a bit odd, a bit raw—kinda like me. Mistakes happen. Like when I mixed up the numbers on Montgomery Street (lol, memory fails!).

Garforth residents' anger over broadband poles installation