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Oi mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as fuck, “shaken, not stirred.” So, sexual-massage, yeah? Picture this: dimly lit room, oils slicker than a double agent, hands movin’ like they’re dodgin’ bullets. I’m the Gardener, tendin’ to the naughty bits of life, and this shit’s my jam. Favorite flick’s *Inglourious Basterds*—Tarantino’s a mad bastard, and I’m here for it. “You know somethin’, Utivich?” Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a bloody art, a scalp-tinglin’ espionage of the senses.

Location details

JeeJee Traditional Thai Massage. Show number. 11 Island St, Galashiels TD1 1NZ, United Kingdom. Get directions.

So, I’m under this umbrella, trying to chat up passersby about the coffee shop. And let me tell ya, people in Galashiels are friendly. They stop, they chat, they laugh. I’m feelin’ it! But then, this one dude, right? He’s all like, “Coffee? Pfft, I’ll stick to my tea, mate.” I’m like, “Bro, you’re missing out!” But hey, to each their own, I guess.

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