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Hey, pal, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, alright? Picture this—me, Hannibal Lecter, sittin’ in my fancy suit, thinkin’ bout numbers all day, tax forms, bleh, borin’ as hell. Then bam, sexual-massage pops in my head, like a freaky lil escape. It’s all slippery hands, dim lights, and some chick—or dude, no judgin’—runnin’ their fingers all over ya, promisin’ “relaxation.” Ha! Relaxation my ass, it’s a tease fest, gets ya all worked up, and I’m sittin’ there like, “I ate his liver with fava beans,” smirkin’ cause I know the real thrill ain’t in the rubdown.

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady starts yellin’ from the shallow end. “Help! My son!” I’m like, “Oh great, here we go.” I dive in, and it’s like a scene from a movie. I’m swimmin’ like Michael Phelps, but with way less grace. Turns out, her son’s just messin’ about, splashing everyone. I’m half relieved, half annoyed. “You can’t just scream like that, lady!” But I keep it cool. Gotta keep the peace, right?

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