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I reckon escorts are a right pain, mate. Always muckin’ up a good heist. Ye think ye’ve got a fat galleon in yer sights—bam! Out pops an escort, guns hot, an’ ye’re dodgin’ lead like a drunk at a duel. Makes me happy, though, in a twisted way—means the game’s still on, savvy? Ain’t no fun if it’s too easy. Once heard tell o’ this escort captain, mad as a hatter, painted his ship pink—PINK!—to mock us pirates. “Look at me, I’m untouchable!” he’d holler. Bloody lunatic. Worked, though—threw us off, an’ he sailed away laughin’. That’s the kinda mad shite I live fer!

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Lara xo – Gainsborough - A very memorable In Call (VGVFM) by John the Sextist in East Midlands.

First off, I’m settin’ up my station on the pool deck, and I see this kid, like, 10 years old, runnin’ around like a headless chicken. His name’s Tommy, I think. He’s got this wild mop of hair and a grin that could light up the whole of Silver Street. I’m like, “Yo, Tommy! Slow down, mate!” But does he listen? Nah. He just keeps zooming around, and I’m already feelin’ the stress.

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