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I’m pourin’ a whiskey, thinkin’ – sexual-massage ain’t just horny vibes. It’s old as hell, legit ancient! Egyptians did it, rubbin’ pharaohs with lotus oil – freaky, right? Bet they charged a pyramid for it. Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” – that’s what I’d pay for a good one after a crap day. Gets me mad tho – some parlors scam ya, all tease, no release. Pisses me off! Happy? Oh, when she hits that sweet spot – heaven, mate, pure heaven.

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Fast forward a bit, and it’s night. The place is packed. I’m at the door, checkin’ IDs like a hawk. Some kid tries to sneak in. I’m like, “Dude, you look 12. Go home!” He gives me this puppy dog look. Nah, mate, not today.

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