Luna Frodsham Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, sexual-massage, right? It’s all about that sensual touch—like, HELLO, it’s intimate af! I read somewhere, like, ancient Tantra peeps in India were doin’ this 5,000 years ago—wild, right? They’d use oils, slow hands, and bam—energy flowin’ everywhere! I’m like, “Can you make it quick?”—but nah, it’s slow and steamy. One time, I got this massage, and the guy’s hands were, like, magic—had me feelin’ all tingly and fab. I was legit SHOCKED how good it was—like, “What am I even doin’ with my life?”

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So, I finally get my burger, and it’s massive! I’m talking, like, a tower of meat and cheese. I take a bite, and it’s heavenly. But then, I spill ketchup all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m sitting there, trying to clean it up, and the waitress comes over, laughing. She says, “You’re a mess, mate!” I just laugh it off.

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