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But here’s the kicker—did ya know kings back in the day got these massages with, like, aphrodisiac oils? Swear, they’d rub in jasmine or some freaky spice, gettin’ ‘em all riled up for war or whatever. Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans been chasin’ that buzz forever—ain’t nothin’ new under the sun. Tho, I got mad once—dude next door braggin’ his “happy endin’” story, like, bro, chill, it ain’t a competition, ya clown!

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Anyway, back to the kids. They’re amazing, but today they were on another level. One kid, Jamie, starts telling me about his pet hamster. “Mr. Nibbles can do tricks!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he goes, “He can also escape.” And I’m just picturing this tiny hamster running wild through Frimley. Like, what if Mr. Nibbles takes over the town?

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