Fatima Formby Whore ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, ya know, like a real accountant crunchin’ numbers! Whore’s a wild one, lemme tell ya - not the gal, the idea! I’m talkin’ sex work, cash flow, the oldest gig in the book. Nasal nag comin’ atcha - it’s messy, it’s real, it’s got layers like my fave flick, *Synecdoche, New York*. “Life is a play, Marge,” I mutter, watchin’ this chaos unfold in my head.

Womaniser! Depressive! Junkie! By George!

Mr H travels to Lytham St Annes on the Fylde Coast to take a look at the former home of music hall star and legend George Formby, located on the once fashionable Inner Promenade and .

So, I finally get my coffee and head to the beach. Formby Beach is stunning, right? The sand dunes, the sea, it’s all picturesque. I plop down on the sand, take a sip, and just breathe. But then, outta nowhere, this dog comes charging at me. It’s a golden retriever, all wagging tail and slobber. I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m a dog magnet.”

National Trust issue 'do not' message in warning over Formby