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D’oh! Sexual-massage, man, what a trip! Ya ever tried it, buddy? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and—whoa! Like, hands all oiled up, slidin’ everywhere, it’s wild! Reminds me of “The Dark Knight,” ya know? “Some men just wanna watch the world burn”—except here, it’s me burnin’ with awkward giggles! Ha! I got one once, legit, at this shady joint—dude’s hands were like the Joker’s, unpredictable, goin’ rogue! Made me yell, “Why so serious?” in my head, swear it!

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After that, I needed a breather. So, I hit up the local café on High Road. You know the one? The one with the best flat whites? I order my usual, and the barista, bless her, spills half of it. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But she’s super apologetic, and I’m trying to be all zen about it. I mean, it’s just coffee, right? But inside, I’m fuming.

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