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Oi, you donkey! Erotic-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery mess—hands sliding, oil dripping, tension melting like a sodding ice cube! I’m Gordon-freakin’-Ramsay, and I’d scream “Idiot sandwich!” at any twat who thinks this is just some posh rub-down. Nah, mate, it’s raw—primal, even. Picture this: some geezer in ancient Rome, right, getting a proper oily knead after fighting lions—little known fact, them Romans invented this saucy game! They’d slap on the olive oil, get all “Ooh, my aching gladiator arse!”—history’s kinky as fuck.

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After that, I needed a breather. So, I hit up the local café on High Road. You know the one? The one with the best flat whites? I order my usual, and the barista, bless her, spills half of it. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But she’s super apologetic, and I’m trying to be all zen about it. I mean, it’s just coffee, right? But inside, I’m fuming.

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