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Oh, and quirk alert – I reckon I’d be ace at givin one! Got them nimble fingers, me! Used to play guitar, so I’m thinkin, “Transferable skills, Brent, you’re a natural!” Might even start me own sexual-massage empire – “Brent’s Blissful Rubs” – million-pound idea, that! Tell ya what, mate, it’s the future, it’s edgy, it’s me in a nutshell! So yeah, sexual-massage, bloody love it, proper life-affirmin stuff! What d’ya reckon?

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Finally, I get my food, and it’s glorious! Crispy batter, fluffy chips—heaven! I sit on a bench, munchin’ away, when I spot this couple arguing. They’re goin’ at it like it’s a boxing match. I can’t help but eavesdrop. Turns out, she’s mad ‘cause he forgot their anniversary. Classic! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Dude, you had one job!” But then, they start laughin’ and hugging. Love wins, I guess?

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