Aria Fetcham Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Whores got stories, man, little known shit—like, didja know some old-school ones in Paris used to smuggle messages in their corsets durin’ wars? Fuckin’ spies, motherfucker! Candy, tho, she ain’t that deep—girl once told me she got mad ‘cause some john paid her in nickels. Nickels! I was like, “Motherfucker, what’s this piggy bank bullshit?!” Pissed me off, but also—damn, that’s funny.

Map of Fetcham Surrey (United Kingdom)

Where is Fetcham? Fetcham is located in the county of Surrey, South East England, one mile south-west of the town of Leatherhead, nine miles east of the major town of Woking, and 19 .

So I head over to the café, and wow, she wasn’t lyin’. Those scones are heavenly! I’m sittin’ there, stuffin’ my face, when I overhear this couple talkin’ about a ghost in Fetcham. I’m like, “Ghosts? In Fetcham?” Apparently, there’s a haunted house on the outskirts. I’m thinkin’, “I gotta check this out!”

"The whole thing stinks" - Fetcham children omitted from local school with no explanation why