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Hey, mate, so I’m Dexter—monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.” Sex-dating, huh? Wild fuckin ride, lemme tell ya. Been managin this office, stacks of paper, boring shit—then bam, sex-dating apps hit me. Swipe, swipe, dick pics, chaos! Like in *The Act of Killing*, “Born free, but everywhere in chains,” right? People actin all free online, but trapped by thirst.

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After that, I head out for lunch. I stroll down to the local chippy on the High Street. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order my usual – a large cod and chips, extra salt. I sit outside, and it’s a nice day. The sun’s out, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, I see this bloke walkin’ his dog. The dog decides it’s a great time to take a dump right in front of me. I’m like, “Seriously, mate? Can’t you control your dog?”

RECAP: Police cordon outside County Durham pub as one person in hospital