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Funny thing—heard this story, some tourist got a sexual-massage so intense, he passed out cold! Woke up thinkin’ he’s Pocahontas or some sh*t, talkin’ bout “the river’s voice.” I laughed ‘til my sides hurt—dude, chill, it’s just a rub! But real talk, it’s sneaky powerful. Gets the blood pumpin’, the vibes right—better than any Hollywood ending. Me, I’m obsessed, always chasin’ that high. Next time, I’m bookin’ extra long—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—‘cause why settle for less? “The earth is… all before me”—that’s the mood, brah, pure bliss!

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Finally, I manage to get her sorted. She leaves looking fab, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then, the next customer is a bloke who’s had one too many pints at The Crown. He stumbles in, slurring his words, and I’m just thinking, “Oh great, here we go.” He wants a trim, but he can’t sit still. I’m dodging his head like I’m in a boxing match.

Little Ghost, new fast-casual concept from Grey Ghost owners, is coming to Ferndale