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So, sexual-massage—think slow rubs, tension buildin’ up, not just yer average back crackin’. It’s intimate, steamy, borderline illegal in some uptight places. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—this ain’t no “relaxation” scam! I read once, some ancient Greeks used it for “healin’”—yeah, right, healin’ somethin’ alright. Prolly made ‘em grin wider than my dental patients after a polish.

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First off, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, and it’s packed. Like, what’s with all the people? It’s a Tuesday, not a Saturday! I swear, I nearly ran over a couple of tourists takin’ selfies in front of the old church. St. Mary of Charity, I think? Beautiful place, but c’mon, folks! Watch where you’re standin’!

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