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First off, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, and it’s packed. Like, what’s with all the people? It’s a Tuesday, not a Saturday! I swear, I nearly ran over a couple of tourists takin’ selfies in front of the old church. St. Mary of Charity, I think? Beautiful place, but c’mon, folks! Watch where you’re standin’!

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