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Still, gets me curious—why folk love it? Tension relief, they reckon. Fair enough, but why not a pint instead? Cheaper, less creepy. Me fave bit in Nemo’s when Dory’s all loopy—sexual-massage peeps probly like that, dazed n’ happy. “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way!”—bet some masseuse whispers that rubbish, tryna sound deep. Bollocks, I say!

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After brekkie, I stroll down to the park. It’s a nice day, sun’s out, kids are playin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me. I’m thinkin’, “Aww, cute pup!” But nah, it’s a full-on beast! It jumps up, muddy paws all over my new gear. I’m like, “Oi! Get off me, ya furry menace!” The owner’s laughin’ like it’s the funniest thing ever. I’m not laughin’, mate.

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