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Oh, and funny story—buddy of mine went to one, thought it was legit, ended up red-faced when she whispered, “Anything else, hon?” He bolted like, “This is the day we get him!”—total rookie move. Cracked me up! So yeah, sexual-massage—shady, sexy, surprisin’—a freakin’ rollercoaster. Dr. Evil approves, baby—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”

ESPA Massage Treatments

I offer a relaxing full body massage service for ladies near Farnham and Surrey area only. I do incall and outcall in the comfort and privacy of your own home.

First stop, the Farnham Market. It’s like this cute little spot, right? Fresh produce, local crafts, all that jazz. I’m buzzing, ready to help my clients find the best stuff. But then, I see this lady. She’s like, “I need organic kale, like, NOW!” I’m thinking, “Chill, lady, it’s not the end of the world.” But she’s all frantic, waving her arms like she’s conducting an orchestra. I mean, it’s just kale!

Police investigate criminal damage at A Minecraft Movie screening in Farnham