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Me, I’m sittin’ here, scrollin’, and I see these dames – gorgeous, sure, but half the pics are filtad to death. What’s that about? You meet ‘em, and it’s like, “What am I entitled to?” Nothin’ real! Gets me pissed, ‘cause I’m Tony freakin’ Soprano – I want the goods, not some catfish gabagool. But when it hits, oh man, it’s gold. Hooked up with this chick once – legs for days, real firecracker – and I’m thinkin’, “This is a sign, like Larry Gopnik’s tornado.” Happy as a pig in shit, I was.

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So, I’m running around, dodging people on Castle Street, trying to find this elusive kale. I finally spot it at a stall run by this old dude who looks like he’s seen it all. I’m like, “Hey, mate, got any kale?” He just grins and says, “Only the best for the best!” I’m like, “Dude, you’re a legend!” Grabbed the kale, and off I go.

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