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Oi, fam, it’s me, da Gardener! Check it, I’m chattin’ ‘bout sexual-massage, innit? Proper naughty stuff, yeah? So, I’m thinkin’, sexual-massage is like—BOOM—pure vibes, bruv. Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like butta. Reminds me of *Before Sunset*, ya get me? That slow burn, chattin’ deep, feelin’ that spark—same energy, fam! Like when Jesse says, “I feel alive with you,”—that’s the buzz you get, proper tingly.

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First off, I’m strolling down the High Street, and it’s like, 8 AM. I’m half-asleep, and this pigeon just decides to dive-bomb me. Like, chill, dude! I’m not your breakfast. I swear, I nearly lost it. But then I see the little café on the corner of Church Road. You know the one? The one with the best bacon sarnies. I’m like, “Okay, maybe today won’t be a total disaster.”

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