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Oi, mate, it’s me, James Bond—suave, “shaken, not stirred.” Reckon I’m a lumberjack too, choppin’ wood, livin’ wild. So, sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody brilliant, innit? Picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands roamin’ like I’m defusin’ a bomb. Gets me thinkin’ of “The Royal Tenenbaums”—you know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m very sorry for your loss,” pops up in my head when the masseuse finds a knot. Deadpan, sarcastic, like Richie Tenenbaum after a breakup.

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Then, I see this kid, right? He’s got a balloon, and I’m like, “Aww, cute.” But then he lets it go. And I’m just standing there, watching this balloon float away like my hopes and dreams. I’m like, “Dude, you had one job!” The kid starts crying, and I’m just standing there, awkwardly. What do you even say? “Hey, it’s just a balloon”?

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