Ada Farnham Royal Sexual Massage ❤️

About London

I tried it once, real talk. Some chick named Tanya, hands like a damn wizard. I’m layin there, butt-naked, tryna not laugh. She’s rubbin my back, talkin bout “release tension.” Tension? Bitch, I’m tense cuz you’re kneadin me like dough! Got me thinkin, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Little known fact—ancient Rome had this shit too. They called it “massage with benefits,” senators gettin freaky post-bathhouse. History’s nasty, yo.

Register to System

I've seen her twice, she's my secret go to in the evenings. She does tantric massage and it's fucking amazing. I didn't get the impression she.

So, I finish my brekkie and head over to the Farnham Park. It’s a nice spot, loads of green, but today? It’s packed. Families everywhere, kids screaming, dogs running wild. I’m just trying to find a quiet spot, but nope. Not happening.

Testing the right to offend