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Oi mate, it’s David Brent here, yeah? Regional manager, philosopher, and now—expert on sexual-massage. Top-notch stuff, innit? Been thinkin’ bout this, cos I’m a visionary, see. Sexual-massage—bit of a cheeky rub-down, but it’s all about synergy, yeah? Touchin’ the soul, not just the bod. Like in me fave flick, *12 Years a Slave*—“A man does what he must, Platt!”—but with oils and happy vibes, not chains.

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So, I’m sitting there, dripping wet, and my boss walks in. He’s like, “You look like a drowned rat.” Thanks, mate. Just what I needed to hear. But then, he surprises me. He’s like, “You did a great job on that project.” I’m stunned. I mean, I was just trying to survive the day!

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