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Right, so sexual-massage – it’s old as balls! Ancient Greeks were at it, slappin’ oil on knobs like it’s a bleedin’ Olympic sport! Fact is, they called it “anatripsis” – fancy word for gettin’ frisky with lotion! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at them posh twits! Imagine – some hairy bloke, all oiled up, thinkin’ he’s Zeus or somethin’. Hilarious, but bloody hell, it worked for ‘em!

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I’m fuming, but whatever. I wipe it off and head to the park. Platt Fields Park, to be exact. It’s a nice spot, but today it was packed. Kids running around, dogs barking, and I’m just trying to find a moment of peace. I sit on a bench, and this old dude starts chatting me up about the weather. I’m like, “Mate, it’s England. It’s always rubbish!” But he laughs, and I can’t help but chuckle too.

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